CHILDREN'S LAWS OF OWNERSHIP

Placidity lies in rememberance of God Most High.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Salaamaleykum
found this in a forum...

CHILDREN'S LAWS OF OWNERSHIP

1. If I like it, it's mine

2. If it's in my hand, it's mine

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way

6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine

7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine

8. If I think it's mine, it's mine

9. If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine

10. If I...........................!

Oops, sorry! I've been reading Israeli Foreign Policy documents!

Never mind.... Have a nice day!

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On July, 03, 2006 9:11 PM , mnm310
from United States said:

LMAO!!! dude i luv'd the last line, cracked me up. :P

On July, 04, 2006 10:03 AM , Neverland
from Jordan said:

That was Funny :D

On July, 04, 2006 8:22 PM , thecaller
from Egypt said:

asalam 3alaykom,
very smart afzal and a very good post:)

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On July, 05, 2006 7:57 AM , Afzal said:

Salaam.
thanks for the comments guys...i mean girls...no...sorry..sisters!...:eek:..

this one actually made me laugh..seriousluy.

anyway..i'm sure, a close examination of the Israeli will reveal all these...probably covered in the confusing law-language.

On July, 22, 2006 11:00 PM , khadijah
from United Kingdom said:

heehe

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