Lingual fingerprint - STRADA PLACIDO

Assalamualeykum wrbt,

After months of getting into the arab community...and also some other communities that uses non-Latin alphabeths, I came to a conclusion that by using linguistic analysis, you can actually identify a person almost specificly.

What do i mean?
for example,
take a common greeting

السلام عليكم

now..when a person transliterate the phrase above, he might write it as...
i) assalamualeykum
ii)asalamaleykum
iii)assalaamaleykum
iv)assalaamalaikum
v)asalamualaikum
vi)assalamualeikum
vii)assalamualeykum
viii)asalamalaikoom
vi) (for the balkans) asalaamalejkum
x)(lazy bumps) aslmk

the possibilities are endless...just for this simple word of السلام عليكم

imagine in a letter even if written in english, there is prone to be a few tranliterated words.
if we take the combination of the variations of the transliteration used...we've a very unique pattern in our hand..and it will be unique to each person.
and Voila! we have our selves a lingual fingerprint!

tell me if this is not the most confusing teory ever!